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mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

(Source: pleatedjeans)

romancndleheart:

thaibrator:

hey now 

ur a rockstar

get your

great now I cant remember the actual lyrics

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

(Source: highonawindyhill)

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

whatacatchkriss:

sext: i bought you fall out boy tickets

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

brodinsons:

when you happen to mention never personally wanting to have kids and someone decides to butt in and remind you not to worry and that “you’ll change your mind in time”

(Source: loserface666)